Demonic Angel (onedemonicangel) wrote,
Demonic Angel
onedemonicangel

How my Christmas was spent.....

xmas party at OneDemonicAngel's house!!


irr4tional
irr4tional</strong> drank 5 brandys and an aftershock.

irr4tional</strong> accused fleable</strong> of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.

Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass irr4tional</strong>! Stop it!

sheryll
sheryll</strong> drank 14 everclears, 7 pulques, 6 gins, 9 irish creams, 3 sambuccas and 13 white wines.

sheryll</strong> offered droxy</strong> £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. sheryll</strong> can now be contacted
at sheryll</strong>_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

wonkhp
wonkhp</strong> drank 13 pernods, 14 bloody marys, 13 stouts and 4 lagers.

wonkhp</strong>'s irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard butter_cup_</strong> chased wonkhp</strong> around the house with one all night!

onedemonicangel
onedemonicangel</strong> drank 3 red wines, 15 ciders, 11 kahluas and 10 vermouths.

madelinekrieger
madelinekrieger</strong> drank 6 pilsners, 14 absinthes and 12 poteens.

niam1985
niam1985</strong> drank 7 bloody marys, 5 ales, 15 cognacs and 2 pernods.

couchfortkeight
couchfortkeight</strong> drank 3 kahluas, 9 white russians, 9 mint juleps and 5 sambuccas.

droxy
droxy</strong> drank 10 pilsners, 2 vodkas and 8 gins.

ozratbag2
ozratbag2</strong> drank 11 vermouths and 4 aligator bites.

fleable
fleable</strong> drank 14 aftershocks.

butter_cup_
butter_cup_</strong> drank 12 gins.

Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 2 portions in fact!



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