xmas party at OneDemonicAngel's house!!
irr4tional</strong> drank 5 brandys and an aftershock.
irr4tional</strong> accused fleable</strong> of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass irr4tional</strong>! Stop it!
sheryll</strong> drank 14 everclears, 7 pulques, 6 gins, 9 irish creams, 3 sambuccas and 13 white wines.
sheryll</strong> offered droxy</strong> £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. sheryll</strong> can now be contacted
wonkhp</strong> drank 13 pernods, 14 bloody marys, 13 stouts and 4 lagers.
wonkhp</strong>'s irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard butter_cup_</strong> chased wonkhp</strong> around the house with one all night!
onedemonicangel</strong> drank 3 red wines, 15 ciders, 11 kahluas and 10 vermouths.
madelinekrieger</strong> drank 6 pilsners, 14 absinthes and 12 poteens.
niam1985</strong> drank 7 bloody marys, 5 ales, 15 cognacs and 2 pernods.
couchfortkeight</strong> drank 3 kahluas, 9 white russians, 9 mint juleps and 5 sambuccas.
droxy</strong> drank 10 pilsners, 2 vodkas and 8 gins.
ozratbag2</strong> drank 11 vermouths and 4 aligator bites.
fleable</strong> drank 14 aftershocks.
butter_cup_</strong> drank 12 gins.
Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 2 portions in fact!
Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll
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