Demonic Angel (onedemonicangel) wrote,
Demonic Angel
onedemonicangel

Christmas songs....

Ok now we've all heard the crazy songs throughout the years that are made just for Christmas. I and may of you my age all know far to well "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", my son was raised with "Twelve Pains of Christmas" and so on. They never end....just get worse.
This year one of the neighborhood elementry schools here in Jacksonville had their little Christmas program and guess what...they're teaching the kids these songs.
Here's the words to this year's wonderful additions to the Holiday music that was sung by "The Little Stinkers of Arlington."

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Mom made beans for dinner, You know I ate them all.
She said 'Now get your coat on, we're heading to the mall.
You're gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee."
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese.

Waiting there for Santa I thought that I'd explode
The gas bubble got bigger With every HO-Ho-Ho
I tried my best to hide it thought I was doing swell
But when I sat down on Santa's lap He hollared "What's that smell?"

I farted on Santa's lap
No Christmas present for me
I farted on Santa's lap
No gifts under my Christmas tree.

I asked him for a baseball I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates But I'll get none of that
I asked him for alot of things I'll have to do without
Cause when I sat down on Santa's lap I let one slip out.

I farted on Santa's lap
No Christmas present for me
I farted on Santa's lap
No gifts under my Christmas tree.

Christmas Eve I snuk out of my bed without a sound
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
As soon as I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me.
He put them on a pile then got up to turn around
Then blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
So I'll always cherish that special moment when.
I realized even Old St Nick, rips one now and then.

I farted on Santa's lap
No Christmas present for me
I farted on Santa's lap
And then he left one on my Christmas tree.

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Now wasn't that just so special?

Have a great Holiday everyone!
Love ya
D.A
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